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HI,
ALL
VISITORS
I AM
REDESIGNING
THE
SITE
AND
IT
SHOULD
GO
LIVE
IN
THE
NEW
YEAR
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SAFETY WITH
BARCODES,
THE
TWO-FIRST
THREE DIGITS
MATTER.
ALWAYS READ
THE LABELS
ON THE FOODS
YOU BUY--NO
MATTER WHAT
THE FRONT OF
THE BOX
OR PACKAGE
SAYS, TURN
IT OVER AND
READ THE
BACK---CAREFULLY!
With all the
food and pet
products now
coming from
China , it
is best to
make sure
you read
label at the
grocery
store and
especially
Walmart and
ASDA when
buying food
products.
Many
products no
longer show
where they
were made,
only give
where the
distributor
is located.
It is
important to
read the bar
code to
track it's
origin.
How to read
Bar Codes
....
interesting!
This may be
useful to
know when
grocery
shopping, if
it's a
concern to
you.
"BUY
UK, FRANCE,
JAPAN,
GERMANY, US
and CANADA "
AND NOT
FROM
CHINA OR
TAIWAN
The whole
world is
concerned
about
China-made
"black
hearted
goods".
Can you
differentiate
which one is
made in
Taiwan or
China ?
If the first
3 digits of
the barcode
are 690 691
or 692, the
product is
MADE IN
CHINA.
471 is Made
in Taiwan .
This is our
right to
know, but
the
government
and related
departments
never
educate the
public,
therefore we
have to
RESCUE
ourselves.
Nowadays,
Chinese
businessmen
know that
consumers do
not prefer
products
"MADE IN
CHINA ", so
they don't
show from
which
country it
is made.
However, you
may now
refer to the
barcode -
remember if
the first 3
digits are:
690-692 ...
then it is
MADE IN
CHINA
00 - 09 ...
USA & CANADA
30 - 37
FRANCE
40 - 44
GERMANY
471 ....
Taiwan
49 ... JAPAN
50 ... UK
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THIS
IS
IDENTIFIED
AS A
UK
BARCODE |
THIS
IS
IDENTIFIED
AS A
US
BARCODE |
BUY UK MADE
by watching
for "50" or
"00" to "09"
for USA, at
the
beginning of
the barcode
number.
We need
every boost
we can get!
Links to
sources
regard black
hearted
goods -
click here
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Before the
computer
revolution
began,
people
said...!
“Computers
in the
future may
weigh no
more than
1.5 tons.”
—
Popular
Mechanics
“I
think there
is a world
market for
maybe five
computers.”
—
Thomas
Watson, Sr.,
IBM
“But
what…is it
good for?”
—
IBM Engineer
commenting
on the
Microchip
“There is no
reason
anyone would
want a
computer in
their home.”
—
Ken Olson,
DEC
“Hey, I know
this! This
is Unix!”
—
Jurassic
Park
“Indeed, it
would not be
an
exaggeration
to describe
the history
of the
computer
industry for
the past
decade as a
massive
effort to
keep up with
Apple.”
— Byte
Magazine
“I
have
travelled
the length
and breadth
of this
country and
talked with
the best
people, and
I can assure
you that
data
processings
is a fad
that won’t
last out the
year.”
—
Editor for
Prentice-Hall
“So
we went to
Atari and
said, ‘Hey,
we’ve got
this amazing
thing, even
built with
some of your
parts, and
what do you
think about
funding us?
Or we’ll
give it to
you. We just
want to do
it. Pay our
salary,
we’ll come
work for
you.’ And
they said,
‘No.’
So
then we went
to
Hewlett-Packard,
and they
said, ‘Hey,
we don’t
need you.
You haven’t
got through
college
yet.”
—
Steve Jobs,
APPLE CEO
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These are sentences exactly as typed by medical secretaries
in NHS Greater Glasgow
1. The patient has no previous history of suicide.
2. Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital.
3. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
6. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.
7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
9. Discharge status:- Alive, but without my permission.
10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert, but forgetful.
11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
12. She is numb from her toes down.
13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
14. The skin was moist and dry.
15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.
19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our care for physical therapy.
20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
21. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
23. Skin: somewhat pale, but present.
24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor
25. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.
26. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
27. When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.
28. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of fuel and crashed.
29. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
30. She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.
31. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Smith, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.
32. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stock broker instead.
33. By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.
For the sake of your health - stay away from hospital
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The following questions were set in last year's GED examination
These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)............and they WILL breed.
Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists
Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed
Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election
Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs (Shoot yourself now , there is little hope)
Q.. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery (So true)
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death
Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow (Simple, but brilliant)
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I,O,U... (wtf!)
Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie
Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
A. Nearby
Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium (That would work)
Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome
Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)
Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable)
Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas
Q. Use the word 'judicious' in a sentence to show you understand its meaning
A. Hands that judicious can be soft as your face. (OMG)
Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight (brilliant)
Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head
These are purported to be extracts from letters written to local councils in Britain:
1. ....but it's the dog mess that I find hard to swallow.
2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
4. Their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.
5. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other day that blew them off.
6.. ....now my lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?
7. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.
8. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and she is now pregnant.
9. .....I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
10. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster, and 50% are just plain filthy.
11. I am still having problems with smoke coming out of my new drawers.
12. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.
13. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and I do not feel right to drink it.
14. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.
15. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and it's getting too much for me.
16. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
17. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it.
18. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat so would you please do something about the noise made
by the man on top of me every night.
19. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job properly and satisfy my wife.
20. ....I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction.
21. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2.
22. My bush is really overgrown round the front part and the back passage has fungus growing on it.
23. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't stand for it any more
Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad. (For Those of you not in the know, Eromanga is a small town, west of Quilpie in the far south west of Queensland )
Dear Mum & Dad,
I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin' on the station - tell them to get in bloody quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don't hafta get outta bed until 6am. But I like sleeping in now, cuz all ya gotta do before brekky is make ya bed and shine ya boots and clean ya uniform. No bloody horses to get in, no calves to feed, no troughs to clean - nothin'!! Ya haz gotta shower though, but its not so bad, coz there's lotsa hot water and even a light to see what ya doing!
At brekky ya get cereal, fruit and eggs but there's no kangaroo steaks or goanna stew like wot Mum makes. You don't get fed again until noon and by that time all the city boys are buggered because we've been on a 'route march' - geez its only just like walking to the windmill in the bullock paddock!!
This one will kill me brothers Doug and Phil with laughter. I keep getting medals for shootin' - dunno why. The bullseye is as big as a bloody dingo's arse and it don't move and it's not firing back at ya like the Johnsons did when our big scrubber bull got into their prize cows before the Ekka last year! All ya gotta do is make yourself comfortable and hit the target - it's a piece of piss!! You don't even load your own cartridges, they comes in little boxes, and ya don't have to steady yourself against the rollbar of the roo shooting truck when you reload!
Sometimes ya gotta wrestle with the city boys and I gotta be real careful coz they break easy - it's not like fighting with Doug and Phil and Jack and Boori and Steve and Muzza all at once like we do at home after the muster.
Turns out I'm not a bad boxer either and it looks like I'm the best the platoon's got, and I've only been beaten by this one bloke from the Engineers - he's 6 foot 5 and 15 stone and three pick handles across the shoulders and as ya know I'm only 5 foot 7 and eight stone wringin' wet, but I fought him till the other blokes carried me off to the boozer.
I can't complain about the Army - tell the boys to get in quick before word gets around how bloody good it is.
Your loving daughter,
Susan
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PONDERISMS
1. Ever wonder about those people who
spend $2.00 a piece on those little
bottles of Evian water?
Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
2. Isn't making a smoking section in a
restaurant like making a peeing section
in a swimming pool?
3. OK..... So if the Jacksonville
Jaguars are known as the 'Jags' and the
Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the 'Bucs,'
what does that make the Tennessee
Titans?
4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from
diarrhea does that mean that one enjoys
it?
5. There are three religious truths:
a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the
Messiah.
b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope
as the leader of the Christian faith.
c. Baptists do not recognize each other
in the liquor store or Hooters.
6. If people from Poland are called
Poles, why aren't people from Holland
called Holes?
7. If a pig loses its voice, is it
disgruntled?
8. Why do croutons come in airtight
packages? Aren't they just stale bread
to begin with?
9 Why is a person who plays the piano
called a pianist but a person who drives
a race car is not called a racist?
10. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced
onety one?
11. If lawyers are disbarred and
clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow
that electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,
models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,
dry cleaners depressed and prostitutes
delayed?
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12. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge,
would they call it Fed UP?
13. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee
breaks?
14. ! What hair color do they put on the
driver's licenses of bald men?
15. I was thinking about how people seem
to read the Bible a whole lot more as
they get older; then it dawned on me ...
they're cramming for their final exam.
16. I thought about how mothers feed
their babies with tiny little spoons and
forks, so I wondered what do Chinese
mothers use? Toothpicks?
17. Why do they put pictures of
criminals up in the Post Office? What
are we supposed to do, write to them?
Why don't they just put their pictures
on the postage stamps so the mailmen can
look for them while they deliver the
mail?
!
18. If it's true that we are here to
help others, then what exactly are the
others here for?
19. You never really learn to swear
until you learn to drive!
21. Ever wonder what the speed of
lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
22. If a cow laughed, would she spew
milk out of her nose?
23. Whatever happened to Preparations A
through G?
24. At income tax time, did you ever
notice: When you put the two words 'The'
and 'IRS' together it spells ...
'THEIRS'?
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Interesting History
Where did Piss Poor come from?
They used to use urine to tan animal
skins, so families
used to all pee in a pot & then once a
day it was taken &
Sold to the tannery.......if you had to
do this to survive
you were "Piss Poor"
But worse than that were the really poor
folk who couldn't
even afford to buy a pot.....they
"didn't have a pot to
piss in" & were the lowest of the low
The next time you are washing your hands
and complain
because the water temperature isn't just
how you like it,
think about how things used to be. Here
are some facts about
the 1500s:
Most people got married in June because
they took their
yearly bath in May, and they still
smelled pretty good by
June. However, since they were starting
to smell . ..... .
Brides carried a bouquet of flowers to
hide the body odor.
Hence the custom today of carrying a
bouquet when getting
Married.
Baths consisted of a big tub filled with
hot water. The man
of the house had the privilege of the
nice clean water, then
all the other sons and men, then the
women and finally the
children. Last of all the babies. By
then the water was so
dirty you could actually lose someone in
it.. Hence the
saying, "Don't throw the baby out with
the Bath water!"
Houses had thatched roofs-thick
straw-piled high, with no
wood underneath. It was the only place
for animals to get
warm, so all the cats and other small
animals (mice, bugs)
lived in the roof. When it rained it
became slippery and
sometimes the animals would slip and
fall off the roof...
Hence the saying "It's raining cats and
dogs."
There was nothing to stop things from
falling into the
house. This posed a real problem in the
bedroom where bugs
and other droppings could mess up your
nice clean bed. Hence,
a bed with big posts and a sheet hung
over the top
afforded some protection. That's how
canopy beds came into
existence.
The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had
something other
than dirt. Hence the saying, "Dirt
poor." The wealthy had
slate floors that would get slippery in
the winter when wet,
so they spread thresh (straw) on floor
to help keep their
footing. As the winter wore on, they
added more thresh until,
when you opened the door, it would all
start slipping
outside. A piece of wood was placed in
the entrance-way.
Hence: a thresh hold.
(Getting quite an education, aren't
you?)
In those old days, they cooked in the
kitchen with a big
kettle that always hung over the fire..
Every day they lit
the fire and added things to the pot.
They ate mostly
vegetables and did not get much meat.
They would eat the
stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in
the pot to get cold
overnight and then start over the next
day. Sometimes stew
had food in it that had been there for
quite a while. Hence
the rhyme: Peas porridge hot, peas
porridge cold, peas
porridge in the pot nine days old.
Sometimes they could
obtain pork, which made them feel quite
special. When
visitors came over, they would hang up
their bacon to show
off. It was a sign of wealth that a man
could, "bring home
the bacon." They would cut off a little
to share with guests
and would all sit around and chew the
fat.
Those with money had plates made of
pewter. Food with high
acid content caused some of the lead to
leach onto the food,
causing lead poisoning death. This
happened most often with
tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or
so, tomatoes were
considered poisonous.
Bread was divided according to status.
Workers got the burnt
bottom of the loaf, the family got the
middle, and guests
got the top, or the upper crust.
Lead cups were used to drink ale or
whiskey. The combination
would sometimes knock the imbibers out
for a couple of days.
Someone walking along the road would
take them for dead and
prepare them for burial. They were laid
out on the kitchen
table for a couple of days and the
family would gather
around and eat and drink and wait and
see if they would wake
up. Hence the custom of holding a wake.
England is old and small and the local
folks started running
out of places to bury people. So they
would dig up coffins
and would take the bones to a
bone-house, and reuse the
grave. When reopening these coffins, 1
out of 25 coffins
were found to have scratch marks on the
inside and they
realized they had been burying people
alive. So they would
tie a string on the wrist of the corpse,
lead it through the
coffin and up through the ground and tie
it to a bell.
Someone would have to sit out in the
graveyard all night
(the graveyard shift.) to listen for the
bell; thus, someone
could be, saved by the bell or was
considered a dead ringer.
And that's the truth....Now, whoever
said History was boring!!!
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It's hard to imagine that Yosemite is only 60 miles from Fresno --
where it never ever snows &
rarely gets below 32 F in the
dead of winter.
This is an incredible video!
The phenomenon only
happens in March & April.
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Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to
myself,'Lillian, you should have remained a
virgin.'
- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
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I had a rose named after me and I was very
flattered But I was not pleased to read the
description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a
bed, but fine against a wall.'
- Eleanor Roosevelt
<><>
Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest
woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited
by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that
statement..
- Mark Twain
<><>
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good
beginning and a good ending; and to have the two
as close together as possible
- George Burns
<><>
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people
only once a year.
- Victor Borge
<><>
Be careful about reading health books. You may
die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain
<><>
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife,
you'll become happy; if you get a bad one,
you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked
for a jury.
- Groucho Marx
<><>
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech.
Every now and then she stops to breathe.
- Jimmy Durante
<><>
I have never hated a man enough to give his
diamonds back.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
<><>
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all
four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine,
sugar and fat.
- Alex Levine
<><>
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery,
people would stop dying.
- Rodney Dangerfield
<><>
Money can't buy you happiness .... But it does
bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
- Spike Milligan
<><>
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT
UP .
- Joe Namath
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I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until
noon. Then it's time for my nap.
- Bob Hope
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I never drink water because of the disgusting
things that fish do in it..
- W. C. Fields
<><>
We could certainly slow the aging process down
if it had to work its way through Congress.
- Will Rogers
<>
Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you
grow older, it will avoid you.
- Winston Churchill
<><>
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty .. But
everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or
spread out..
- Phyllis Diller
<><>
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his
step, he's too old to go anywhere.
- Billy Crystal
<><>
And the cardiologist' S diet: - If it tastes
good spit it out.
May your troubles be less, may your blessings be
more, and
May nothing but happiness come through your
door.
THESE ARE INSTRUCTIONS HANDED OUT TO ALL
OFFICERS AT C.I.D COURSES AND ANTI-TERRORISTS
COURSES IN THE BEDFORDSHIRE FORCE/SERVICE:
UK’s
Bedfordshire Police’s rules regarding terrorists and
dangerous criminals.
If
they’re non-Muslim
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Consider the most opportune time of day to be able
to arrest suspects with minimum resistance.
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Apply all necessary force to enter the premises and
arrest suspects accordingly.
If
they’re Muslim
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Community leaders must be consulted before raids
into Muslim houses.
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Officers must not search occupied bedrooms and
bathrooms before dawn.
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Use of police dogs will be considered serious
desecration of the premises.
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Cameras and camcorders should not be used in case of
capturing women in inappropriate dress.
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If
people are praying at home officers should stand
aside and not disrupt the prayer. They should be
allowed the opportunity to finish.
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Officers should take their shoes off before raiding
a Muslim house.
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The reasons for pre-dawn raids on Muslim houses
needs to be clear and transparent.
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Officers must not touch holy books or religious
artefacts without permission.
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Muslim prisoners should be allowed to take
additional clothing to the station.
I think we get
the message of what's going on.. There's something wrong
with the UK now.
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Russian Roads are they
bad??
Traffic Stuff!!
Smart Cars!
New updates

Royal Mail
PDS (Parcel Delivery
Service) Premium Rate Scam Warning at XMAS
click here
People are being
scammed by supermarket tills employees they are
taking your cash
back on credit cards without your knowledge.
All the primary
supermarkets have been hit by this
TESCO - WAITROSE - WAL-MART -
SAINSBURYS - MORRISONS - ASDA
please be aware read
these two forums -
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7 year old Kid steals car because he
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Parcour's Urban Ninja - Amazing
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Bootiful Soccer! |
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Beer Pong Tricks!
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Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day
when through a gap in the door, he sees Mick
doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of
an old red Massey Ferguson.
Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette
and gently slides off first the right welly,
followed by the left. He then hunches his
shoulders forward and in a classic striptease
move, lets his braces fall down from his
shoulders to dangle by his hips over his
corduroy trousers. Grabbing both sides of his
checked shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea
stained vest underneath and with a final
flourish he hurls his flat cap on to a pile of
hay.
'What on earth are you doing Mick' says Paddy
'Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the livin bejasus out
of me' says an obviously embarrassed Mick, 'but
me and the Missus been having some trouble
lately in the bedroom department, and the
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David Cameron has announced he
intends to make it
difficult to claim benefits.
From next Monday the forms will be printed in
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COFFEE IN ROME
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having
coffee in St. Peters Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a
priest, when he walks into a room,
everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop.
When he walks into a room
people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.
When he enters a room
everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is
the Pope.
When he walks into a room people call him 'Your
Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in
silence,
The four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,
SLIM
TALL
38D BREAST
24" WAIST and
34" HIPS
When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."

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MAN GOES TO PRISON FOR SMOKING CIGARS

BEST LAWYER/INSURANCE STORY OF THE
YEAR,
DECADE, AND POSSIBLY THE CENTURY.
This took place in Charlotte , North Carolina .
A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive
cigars, then
insured them against, among other things, fire.
Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of
these great
cigars, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance
company.
In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost 'in
a series of
small fires.'
The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious
reason, that
the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.
The lawyer sued and WON!
(Stay with me.)
Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the
insurance company that
the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless,
that the lawyer
held a policy from the company, in which it had
warranted that the
cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would
insure them
against fire, without defining what is considered to be
unacceptable
'fire' and was obligated to pay the claim.
Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process,
the insurance
company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the
lawyer for his
loss of the cigars that perished in the 'fires'.
NOW FOR THE BEST PART...
After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company
had him
arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!! With his own insurance
claim and
testimony from the previous case being used against him,
the lawyer was
convicted of intentionally burning his insured property
and was
sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.
This true story won First Place in last year's Criminal
Lawyers Award
contest.
ONLY IN AMERICA ....
NO WONDER THE REST OF THE WORLD THINKS WE'RE NUTS |
The Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing.'"
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl.
Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
'twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.
Then he added a mouth.
Ruined the whole Bloody thing

| True and Silly Stories
A 30 year old man was
recently prosecuted in Aberdeen for Benefit fraud and
jailed for 13 months. He had been claiming benefit for
36 children! A Labour MP expressed concern that such an
extraordinary claim had been allowed to happen. He said
alarm bells should have been ringing.
The permit to hold the motorcycle “Bulldog Bash,” an
annual “Hells Angels” festival that has been held at
Long Marston in Warwickshire for some 21 years, was
under revue after objections were lodged by the police
force. The police authorities objected because of the
cost of policing the event and risks after a man was
shot dead last year. Members of the public were asked
for their opinions by a reporting TV crew, and one woman
said, “They’ll ban anything these days for any slightest
misdemeanour.” I know crime is often trivialised these
days, but murder can hardly be called a misdemeanour.
A 44 year olds dream holiday to Peru ended with the
possibility of her receiving a criminal conviction for
passing fake Dollar bills. The woman had bought £400 in
dollar bills through Barclays Bank for her 11day holiday
as she was advised it was the best means of paying for
things over there. The holiday went well for a few days
until an attendant at an exchange office called the
police when she tried to change some notes. The police
had it confirmed that the notes were fake, arrested the
woman and would not let her leave the country until the
Embassy intervened and negotiated bail for her. Barclays
refused to accept full responsibility and only offered
£1500 as a goodwill gesture.
A mother complained to a university that her son spent
most of his time sleeping, drinking and smoking, because
he did not have enough scheduled tuition. The University
professor who was head of the economics department
replied to the mother saying that her son had regular
meetings and other scheduled sessions and gave details.
Her 18 year old son complained when he found out and the
professor was threatened with the sack for breaching the
privacy of the student.
A 20 year old boot boy at Birmingham City football club
was handed the keys to a 330,000 Mercedes in thanks for
his services to one of the professional footballers.
Boot boys are regularly given the boots belonging to the
stars at the end of the season and when he was refused a
pair, the lad was disappointed, until he was handed the
keys and log book to the Merc. The team manager said
that the gesture was typical of the star concerned, but
later asked the footballer what he had done with the
house he had left back in Turin. The footballer had
smiled and said he wanted to keep that.
A 95 year old man who is nearly blind got into trouble
with his council for putting a ketchup bottle and coffee
jar in the wrong coloured wheelie bin. The council
placed a yellow warning notice on the bin, that the man
could not read because of his eyesight and refused to
empty the bin until a local paper became involved.
It seems that the mobile phone is not a new invention at
all, but was first demonstrated in 1902 on New Years
Day. The inventor, Nathan Stubblefield, a self taught
electrician, who was actually a melon farmer in
Kentucky, erected a 120 foot high mast in his orchard
and broadcast speech to 5 receivers. In 1908 he patented
another design that was designed to operate in moving
vehicles such as stagecoaches and boats, but
unfortunately the inventions were not successful
commercially and he died penniless in 1928.
Pensioners at a Catholic retirement home in Melbourne,
Australia are learning swordplay in regular weekly
classes at the home for former nuns and priests. 16 of
the pensioners over 80 years old are learning to duel
with the help of walking frames and a 73 year old
instructor. A 93 year old retired nun said, “It’s a
challenge. I’m always worried I might fall over.”
A 38 year old mother of a 2 year old little girl heard
her daughter calling for her while she was in the house.
She started looking for the girl thinking that she was
hiding from her and started to look under the beds and
in cupboards for her. Then she panicked when she saw
that the door, leading to an indoor pool that was 4 feet
deep, was unlocked. She rushed to the poolside to see
her daughter holding onto the side looking quite
content. It seems that the toddler had instinctively
paddled to the side after falling in. Most infants drown
when falling into water because they panic, but the
water baby swimming classes that she had been having
since she was 8 weeks old, had meant that the little
girl was relaxed and just did the right thing.
People who call in sick to have a day off to watch the
big football match will have to improve their skills,
because some companies may soon be connecting up lie
detector machines to the telephone answering system at
their offices. One trial of the system in London saved
£400,000 for the borough in fraudulent benefits. Up to
one in 8 days that workers are off sick may be
fraudulent and it is hoped that the new generation of
voice analysis systems may reduce this.
After 130 years a cattle market may be forced to close
after residents complained of the cattle mooing and
obtained a noise abatement order restricting the hours
that cattle may be delivered or collected. Farmers are
used to early hours, but not the modern residents near
to the market who say that the 5 am starts are too
early. An appeal is being considered.
50 years after two babies died their bodies were
discovered in toy boxes on top of a wardrobe in a house
in Greater Manchester. A newspaper was found in one of
the boxes dated November 26 1956. The woman believed to
be the dead infants mother died in 2006.
A chemical, called Oxytocin, has long been used in
medicine by doctors treating new mothers, but now
research suggests that the naturally occurring hormone
might also be used to treat people with personality
disorders. The “Cuddle Hormone” which induces feelings
of goodwill and increases sociability may well be a
wonder drug for autistic children who often have
difficulty relating to others.
The jet pack strapped onto a persons back to make them
fly as seen in many films has never been totally
successful as a practical invention, but now a former
pilot has developed strap on wings with built in jet
engines. In a demonstration the pilot jumped out of
plane at 7,500 feet, unfolded his 10 foot wings, fired
up the jets and soared off at 190 miles per hour. The 48
year old and his sponsors have spent more than £120,000
pounds developing the jet wings and intend to perform
many trials and demonstrations including flying over the
English Channel and Grand Canyon.
We don’t realise how different life can be in the Middle
East until reports about things like the following reach
our papers;- In Saudi Arabia the religious police caught
a university professor having a cup of coffee in a
coffee shop with a woman who was not a relative. The man
will receive 150 lashes and 8 months in jail for his
crime.
In Germany 3 babies were found in a family freezer when
the mother’s other children were looking for a pizza
while their parents were away for the weekend. The
mother is 46 years old and has 3 grown up children. It
is thought that the frozen bodies of the babies had been
there since the 1980’s when they were probably born.
Roast Beef has been a traditional meal for the British
for generations, but British Airways has just taken beef
off the menu for economy passengers on its flights
because beef and pork might upset certain religious
groups such as Hindus. B.A. will now only offer fish pie
or chicken.
Prison officers have now been ordered to permit
prisoners to collect twigs so that they can use them to
decorate their cells and use them as wands in Pagan
Rituals. A spokesman said that it sounded like an April
Fools joke and he thought that prisoners were taking
advantage of the system. A Minister said that Paganism
was a religion like any other.
Councils spend millions of pounds every year trying to
remove chewing gum from pavements, but that is soon to
be no more if a revolutionary new formula for the gum
becomes successful. Traditional gum is very sticky, sets
hard and does not dissolve readily but the new polymer
is much more easily removed. After years of research a
scientific team came up with the new substance that can
also be used in anti-graffiti paint.
Not all things that smell bad, are bad for you it seems,
because scientists have discovered that Hydrogen
Sulphide, the traditional stink bomb smell of rotten
eggs, can reduce high blood pressure in a patient by
widening their arteries.
A 38 year old performance artist who’s previous stunts
included rolling a monkey nut 7 miles with his nose,
walking backwards for 11 miles with a 27lb turkey on his
head and eating a corgi called off his latest
performance when he feared he would have his eyes pecked
out by seagulls. The man had been buried up to his neck
in sand on a beach for 30 hours before abandoning his
quest because the seagulls were coming very close to him
and he “Lost It.”
British Paratroopers are having to practise “jumping” in
a wind tunnel hired from a commercial company that
normally uses it to sell 5 minute “Flights” to the
public fairground style. So many planes have been
destroyed in recent conflicts and the remaining aircraft
are all needed for service that the R.A.F. has no
surplus planes for training purposes.
Kent police force has told it’s officers not to go out
to break up late night parties in case they hurt
themselves in the dark. Residents in the area have also
been told that if police are not advised in advance that
a party or “Rave” is going to take place they will not
have the manpower to deal with it and so will not
respond.
A proud ex-serviceman soldier father organised a special
themed party for his daughters 8th birthday. The theme
was pirates so quite understandably he hung a 5ft by 3ft
Jolly Roger Skull And Crossbones flag outside his house.
The council immediately threatened him with prosecution
and ordered him to remove it unless he pays a £95
administration fee to apply for official consent to fly
it. As a matter of principal and to highlight the
stupidity of bureaucracy, he left it up. A council
official said that non official flags, ie not those of
countries, counties or religions, have to have legal
permission to be flown.
A young thug who assaulted a policeman after drinking 10
pints only received a suspended sentence and a curfew in
punishment. That might have seemed lenient enough for
his crime, but now another judge in Gloucester Crown
Court has lifted his curfew so that he can go away and
enjoy a golfing holiday in Portugal with his mates.
It seems that the most expensive dog to own and keep is
the Chihuahua. It is estimated that owners of more
ordinary doge only spend in the region of £2,000 on
average a year to keep their dogs, whereas owners of
Chihuahuas are estimated to spend an average of
somewhere over £6,000 per year. This would come to an
estimated £90,000 over the dogs average 13 year
lifetime. It could have something to do with the fact
that breed is favoured by the rich and famous and as
such the pampered pets are often bought expensive
jewelled collars and designer coats.
A carer who was the manager of a sheltered housing
scheme received the sack because she breached protocol
in working after hours when she was asked to help a
terminally ill man who died two days later. According to
the employers insurance policy she was not insured after
hours. The sacked worker said, “If someone knocks on my
door and asks for help I am not going to turn them
away,” but it seems that is just what she was expected
to do. Residents under her care organised a petition to
get her re-instated because they said she was the best
manager they had ever had, but a spokesman for the
housing group would not comment as the case was going to
arbitration.
A 54 year old man with a heart condition spent the night
in police cells after being arrested for dropping an
apple core. The man had popped out to get some drugs for
his disabled wife when a young PCSO spotted him and
accused him of littering. The 54 year old refused to
accept the on the spot fine of £50 as he had not done
anything wrong, so back up was called and 5 police
officers ended up arresting him. The man could face a
£2,500 fine or up to 6 months in prison if found guilty.
One of the world’s most dangerous terrorists was granted
bail, but will be put under a 24 hour curfew that is
expected to cost £500,000 a year to operate. The man
arrived in Britain more than 14 years ago on a false
passport and claimed asylum which was granted. Human
rights laws have prevented him from being deported to
Jordan where he is wanted for terrorist atrocities
because his life might be at risk.
The Chinese have sent seeds of various vegetable plants
up into space in rockets and then germinated the seeds
on their return after 2 weeks. The space treated seeds
produce plants that grow far bigger than normal with 2lb
tomatoes, 14lb aubergines, 2 foot cucumbers, 15stone
pumpkins, nine inch chillies and high yield rice and
wheat plants. The Chinese scientists claim that it is
exposure to the low gravity of space or cosmic radiation
that causes the exceptional growth when the seeds are
returned and planted. Western scientists are sceptical
of the results.
New Government guidelines now state that when a couple
are married in a Registry Office they cannot take photos
of the happy couple signing the register with the
Registrar. It seems that pictures of the register breach
data protection laws and could lead to fraud as well as
breaching the privacy of others as their signatures
might be visible. Some couples are being told to have
their photos taken in front of a blank page or dummy
book. Critics say this is absurd because the document is
public property and the information in it is readily
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Six biggest train rip offs -
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Computer pioneer has never used or owns a computer -
Sir Clive Sinclair Speak Out! -
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There's
just been a large increase in the amount of Trojan
Mal-ware attacks from the Internet to unsuspecting
surfers! for those hit by the attacks and for those who
want to stop it before it starts you can download
Malwarebytes.. its one of the best there is! -
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0800 calls from mobile phones
Charging you for calls that somebody else is already
paying for
0800, 0808 and 0500 phone numbers are free to the caller
because the called party pays for the call. They are a kind
of reverse charge number. These numbers are therefore not
supposed to cost the caller anything. However, all UK mobile
networks charge the caller for calls to 0800, 0808 and 0500
numbers, even though the call is already being paid for by
the called party.
Orange
did not charge their contract customers for calling these
numbers until 1st December 2005.
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And you think your
computer is poweful?
Supercomputers are more
than a 1,000,000 times faster than any
personal computer you can buy, even when they
are two decades older than what you just
purchased from any computer shop.
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CRAY SUPERCOMPUTER BUILT
TWENTY YEARS AGO -
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Most powerful operating systems - and no
windows 7 is not there! -
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Cray Supercomputers still at top! -
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Its amazing how
Linux is the chosen OS for supercomputers :)
Supercomputers top 500 - the
best -
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Real Star wars laser tested -
success -
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Pain In The Pocket As Charity
Sabotages Asda -
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Fake Bidder Sentenced For eBay
Scam -Click
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Bugatti Veyron sets new world speed record -
268Mph -
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Pay as you drive is certainty now
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FREEMAN & COMMON LAW
FREEDOM ON THE LAND
Were being lied too!
read here
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These videos are from the page as well.
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Another interesting link -
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Here I will try to explain the basics of what
I am currently researching followed by links ESSENTIAL in
understanding this further :)
The UK is a COMMON LAW JURESTICTION!
COMMON LAW is the law we all have to live by and as long as we
live PEACEFULLY without harming other HUMAN BEINGS (very
important - human beings!) we are commiting no offence.
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Link to
Facebook - Freeman-on-the-land - Deconstructing law
Thank you
Anthony |
Read this it made me laugh so much!
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was Wythenshawe designed for
crime?

Wythenshawe Crime History!
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Bram Stoker's Dracula - more Irish than Transylvanian?
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Man
marries dog to lift curse
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Burj Al Arab Hotel - world's most luxurious and only 7-star
hotel
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Unlucky house numbers in Britain, Does your
house number have any bearing on your property’s risk of fire,
flooding or burglary? -
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Plans to relocate jobless drawn up -
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A
SPANISH Teacher was
explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns
are
designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'
A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into
two
groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves
whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each
group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
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The men's group
decided that 'computer'
should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la
computadora'),
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The
women's group, however, concluded that computers should
be Masculine
('el computador'),
because:
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1. No one but their
creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to
communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to
everyone
else;
3. Even the smallest
mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible
later
retrieval; and
4. As soon as you
make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your pay check on
accessories for it.
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1. In
order to do anything with them, you have to turn them
on;
2. They
have a lot of data but still can't think for
themselves;
3. They
are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the
time they ARE
the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to
one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer,
you could
have gotten a better model.
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PANDAS SAVED IN
EARTH QUAKE

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"Whenever I
watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be
skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death
and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
EVEN FAMOUS PEOPLE CAN
SAY STUPID THINGS ..
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IS YOUR
MOBILE SECURED WHEN BANKING?
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If you use mobile banking, make sure you
don’t become a victim of fraud...
Mobile phones have moved on a long way
from the big brick I used to have when I was at university. I
remember the days when the only game you could play on your
mobile was Snake.
But now phones are far
more sophisticated and fancy.
In fact, thanks to the increasing
popularity of smart phones, which are allowing us to use our
mobiles to do pretty much anything, Berg Insight is forecasting
that by 2015, 894 million people worldwide will use mobile
banking or related services. That’s a 1,525% increase from the
55 million mobile banking users in 2009!
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Choosing a
wife
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble
choosing among three
likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of
£5,000 and watches
to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy
beauty salon, gets
her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits
and dresses up very
nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done
this to be more
attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She
gets him a new set
of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and
some expensive
clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him
that she has spent
all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She
earns several
times the £5,000. She gives him back his £5,000 and
reinvests the
remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she
wants to save for
their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each
woman had done with the
money he'd given her.
Then he married the one with the biggest tits.
Men are like that, you know.
There is more money being spent on breast implants
and Viagra today
than on Alzheimer's research... This means that by
2040, there should be
a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
erections and
absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
If you don't send this to five OLD friends right
away there will be
five fewer people laughing in the world
JOKE:
Finding a woman sobbing that she
had locked her keys in her car,
a passing soldier assures her
that he can help.
She looks on amazed as he removes his
trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and
rubs them against the car door.
Magically it opens.
"That's so clever," the woman gasps. "How
did you do it?"
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Increasing solar activity could wreak havoc
Nasa is telling us to
prepare for a once in a generation storm which could result in
widespread blackouts and leave us without critical communication
signals for considerable periods of time.
Click here to read
End
of the World - prophecy 2012 -
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Just seen on the news that
Health and Safety are saying that flying a flag is classed as
being dangerous ..
Read here
THE England flag was STILL being banned
across the country yesterday - amid national outrage.
Read more:
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Was Britain's Got Talent rigged?
One 'joke'/'rubbish' act has been put into each
semi-final. I wonder if some of these acts are for real (like the star
wars keyboard guy) or whether they are actors put into the show for
entertainment value and to make the judges look good when they criticise
them.
The judges' favourites in each semi-final all perform at the end of the
show, probably because people remember the last act the most when it
comes to voting. These people have all won the public vote in their
semi-final.
Britain's Got Talent embroiled in rigging scandal: Viewers accuse bosses
of fixing show - Daily Mail
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My Comments:-
It is a bit strange how the winners seemed to be chosen so
quickly and that some other acts were far better than
Spellbound. Spellbound,
Twist + Pulse and
Kieran Gaffney were the last three in the very last of the
final and we were all shocked when
Spellbound won, I would have had my bets on Kieran or Twist
and Pulse as they were unique and a lot better acts but The
Judges had there eyes on Spellbound which made me think that
even though we voted the acts. Suspiciously spellbound won
the final by such a quick result?... why don't they as the calls
come in, have a pointing system for voters to see who is winning
whilst the show is in the final? (Other similar shows do this
such as the EuroVision Song contest which we did not win again
as per usual .. you know that's rigged to high heaven as
well!!!!...) that's why I think Britain's Got Talent is
rigged, I think the winner is already selected early on in the
show and the other acts are presented as just entertainment to
keep TV ratings up.
In fact, I think that the last three acts should be allowed to
perform for the queen with the primary winner being the main
event, I think that would be a lot more fair to them acts as
they tried so hard to get in to the final. And show
Britain really has got talent and not greed for TV ratings or
money to its sponsors.
I also believe that Spellbound were
chosen to win earlier in the show.
I now think that the telephone
voting is just a money making scam and the real
winners are select week in advance
by the judges.
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The worlds worst websites
I wonder if this site inspired Sacha Baron Cohen's
Borat
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A
court in Pakistan has ordered the authorities temporarily to block the
Facebook social networking site.
The order came when a petition was filed after the site held a
competition featuring caricatures of the Prophet Muhammad.
The petition, filed by a lawyers' group called the Islamic Lawyers'
Movement, said the contest was "blasphemous".
A message on the competition's information page said it was not "trying
to slander the average Muslim".
"We simply want to show the extremists that threaten to harm people
because of their Muhammad depictions that we're not afraid of them," a
statement on the "Everybody Draw Muhammed Day" said.
"They can't take away our right to freedom of speech by trying to scare
us into silence."
*** THEY HAVE ALSO DONE THE SAME TO YOU TUBE AS WELL.. *** -
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ARE WE BEING CONNED BY SUPERMARKETS
 
Supermarkets are destroying the traditional British High Street by
undercutting prices till smaller local shops go bankrupt or give up.
They, the supermarkets, offer choice and prices that no small retailer
can match. So ‘they’ continue to expand and the small shops disappear.
But not only are they depriving the local communities of the choice of
where they can shop they are also deliberately ripping off the very
people who keep them in business. It’s illegal but they don’t care!
This is how they do it. They advertise promotions at an offer price on
the shelves and then charge the full price at the tills. Here’s an
example of how I got ripped-off by Asda the British arm of Wallmart. I
took advantage of an Asda promotion that offered three yoghurts for £2
(approx $4 US) when I got to the till they charged me the full 37p
(approx 70c US) each.
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Fancy a KFC?
KFC fined over cockroach discovery
Apparently Kentucky Fried Chicken are well known for
not meeting the standards of hygiene in there
restaurants, attracting all forms of vermin such as
mice, rats, cockroaches and other nasty little things
that you could potentially find fried and in the bottom
of that bargain bucket.
A recent one - Its finger licking good ;)
Read more (daily mail story) - other reports
click here
Bye Bye Brown
Brown resigns as Labour leader
Gordon Brown has said he is
quitting as Labour leader as he revealed that Nick
Clegg had requested formal talks with his party over
a future government.
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Voters turned away from poling stations -
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Einstein the parrot
Clever bird
understands by keywords what you say.. have a look quite clever animal.
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Check out my
youtube
videos on my
joke section
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The ballot box just
isn't working. Whatever Governments' in
power they continue to raise massive tax
revenues year after year (any increase is
inflationary!), whilst invoking ever greater
regulation by wasting billions in taxes to
placate an ever increasing 'politically
correct' agenda, and by creating 'social
engineering' using stealth legislation. When
Government declares a Budget and increases
tax revenue by stealth, it becomes directly
responsible for actually increasing the
price of goods and services. But many big
businesses have realised that consumer
backlash is in full flight - and are at
least trying to address our complaints.
Others have yet to learn, and will
ultimately fall foul by consumer pressure.
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Gordon Brown Calls Female Voter Old Bigoted Woman -
See Video!
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THE NASTY SECRET ABOUT FACEBOOK.
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Does third party
companies and Central Intelligence Agencies
use it or have
anything to with it?
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What people
have done to claim on a personal injury
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How a
personal Injury Claim works
click here
Using a a
lawyer - legal advice
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The UK is one
of the most expensive consumer countries in the
world, most of the imports from US, CHINA and HONG
KONG are nearly 200% more expensive in the UK than
what they are sold native to there own countries and
they know they can do this as the law loves to add
lots VAT onto good that eventually you will buy.
Read here for
more in depth story.
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The truth
behind
marijuana
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This is just a section
from the link:
Where did the word
‘marijuana’ come from? In the mid 1930s, the
M-word was created to tarnish the good image and
phenomenal history of the hemp plant – as you
will read. The facts cited here, with
references, are generally verifiable in the
Encyclopedia Britannica which was printed
on hemp paper for 150 years
Do you want to
know the truth about the plant?
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ZEITGEIST
 How much of our
world is covered up from our eyes?, the truths out
there and its not in the TV news or in the news
papers, they only tell you what they think you
should know!, the life you live the job you do is it
to support you and your family or to for the money
you owe someone else?
click here
A little about the Oil Spill Recently.
(Venus,
Florida- May 12rd, 2010) On the Gulf Coast of the United States
the shock is now setting in for millions of American citizens as
we now realize the true extent of the damage caused by our
desire for obsolete and dangerous fossil fuels, and our
perpetuation of an outdated monetary world society, where the
bottom line has always been profit at all costs, be it human or
environmental. It is time for a viable solution to deal with a
system hardwired for self destruction.
It is with that very unfortunate introduction that we, The
Zeitgeist Movement, now must enter the international
conversation to express the need for true change. That word is
not some jingoist slogan devised by a focus group, but the
evident desire of the public for a meaningful transition out of
the destructive legacy, the burden of our past mistakes as a
maturing civilization. We only have one Earth; there is no reset
button here.
We must break out of our established ideologies that have
prevented progress. Ending the political duality, economic
stratification and false divisions is key to overcoming our
apparent historical bondage that says the future we were
promised must remain an elusive dream. We must now rethink our
society and outgrow those parts of it that serve to paralyze us.
As of Friday, April 30th it was reported by CBS News (US) that
the spill had spread to cover 2,100 square miles and was still
spilling at a rate up to 5,000 barrels (210,000 gallons) a day.
As of today, there has been no progress in stopping this
catastrophe. This did not have to happen. It happened because we
continue to use an obsolete technology for the sake of
maintaining a profitable establishment. An establishment that
perpetuates vast inequality in its wages to its employees versus
its core owners, destroys fragile and vital eco-systems, and
pollutes our air.
It is time for real change, not empty promises. No amount of
socialism or free market ideology will save us from ourselves,
there needs to be a fundamental re-write of what we think we
know, to achieve a sustainable human enterprise.
Our generation has stood and watched as our planet has been
raped and pillaged, yet we do nothing. Our generation has stood
and watched as our government bailed out the very people who
created this economic crisis, yet we do nothing. Our generation
has stood and watched as our rights have been stripped away from
us, and yet we do nothing. Our generation has stood and watched
as we have been handed the problems of the countless generations
before it, and we are preparing to do the same to the next
generation, and we do nothing.
Let us be the first generation to hand solutions to our children
and our children’s children. But we can’t do it alone. Let us
break down the barriers we have created amongst ourselves. We
need all of you, every last one, to say enough is enough in one
voice. Not as Humans or a part of any Religions, but
as fathers, mothers, brothers and sisters - families. Let us destroy the
lines between us and work to create a world where our children
are truly safe and free. Let us create a world where we can tell
our children that they can be and do whatever their heart
desires, and know deep inside us we are telling them the truth.
Let our generation be the one.
We have the tools, we have the knowledge, we have the
technology. It is time we make the transition to a world, an
economy, and a future we all deserve regardless of geographic
location or economic disposition. As long as we rely on legacy
systems defined in a 19th century mentality all we will do is
spin our wheels while a parade of economic and ecologic
disasters visits us again and again. It is time to pull the plug
on this charade because as you will find out, there is a better
way.
We, the Zeitgeist Movement representatives, reach out to you so
that we can all work together to do what must be done. Every
man, woman and child has a voice, but together we can create one
voice so deafening that no one will have a choice but to listen.
But it requires you. It requires you put away preconceived
notions you have been told about “the way things are” as if it
is the only way, because it's not! Our way of thinking will no
longer sustain us. We can either remain in the house of cards we
have built and watch it collapse all around us, or we can,
through the best our society has to offer, begin to construct a
stable mature and thriving society so that the Gulf Coast Oil
Spill, the Exxon Valdez and many others are nothing more then an
embarrassing footnote in history.
The choice is yours.
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