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What people have done to claim on a personal injury How a personal Injury Claim works Using a a lawyer - legal advice
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A few things about TV Licensing Authority (TVL/TVLA) Licnece fee opt out Noel Edmonds Says 'NO' to paying a TV Licence |
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The big retailers rip us off with 2 for price of one offers!! yes.. every little helps them line there pockets more.
(70p x 2 = 1.40p)
What's the saving? Tesco Pricing Overcharge Links
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THE switchover to digital TV has caused
a boom in aerial installation conmen, an
undercover probe by watchdogs has
revealed. TV licence will GO DOWN in 2013 after
digital
switchover, says Ofcom chairman Japan switch to Digital TV in 2011 and they say its a big CON! read here |
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Most hated at moment!!!
PLEASE SOMEONE - BOYCOTT THIS IDIOT! I WANT TO COMPARE HIS HEAD WITH A BRICK.
IS HIS FOREHEAD MOVING WHEN HE TALKS?
ONES A IRRITATING RODENT THE OTHER IS A RAT.
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BEFORE THE IPHONE, THERE WAS THE IPHONE!
A few pictures to show that APPLE have been tryin before, I still think the APPLE IPHONES Rubbish anyway.
NEW IDEAS FROM APPLE IN 1983 To be honest its the ITUNES program I hate, even Bill Gates has band the IPHONE from his house and family, I feel the IPHONE is just an easy way for APPLE and partners to make money from what is downloaded onto them.
The question was that the original idea? |
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DOES HE LOOK DRUNK OR IS IT ME?
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TO BE HONEST WOULD YOU HAVE INVESTED OR PURCHASED SOFTWARE FROM THIS MAN IF YOU DID NOT KNOW WHO HE WAS? |
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Well his name is Bill Gates and this photo possibly shows him at the age of around 24, Bill and Paul Allen formed a very successful company named MICROSOFT and there software mainly Windows runs on 97% of PC based computers sold worldwide which makes Microsoft a household name. Because Microsoft being so popular Bill Gates has become a VERY rich man worth 50 Billion from 2009 Forbes (check rich list) Which makes Bill Gates III the richest man in the world for over 10 years!
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FAMOUS QUOTES
& SAYINGS
Can I go on SMN
please?
Lets go on the
Interweb!
A BLAST FROM THE
PAST!
SPACE INVADERS
Thinking of getting a
new phone?
why not try abroad
for a change..
Hoax Anti-Virus
Antivirus 2009
is a new rogue anti-spyware
program from the
same family as
Antivirus 2008 and
Doctor Antivirus .
Just
Bored?, have a look at these
links below!
Micheal
Jackson tickets rip off
Lighter
side of fun!
Douglas Adams fun
funny computer jokes
silly crazy
The idea that Bill
Gates has appeared
like a knight in
shining armor to
lead all his
customers out of a
mire of
technological chaos
neatly ignores the
fact that it was he
who by peddling
second-hand,
second-rate
technology, led them
all into it in the
first place.
Douglas Adams
I do not fear
computers. I fear
the lack of them.
Isaac Asimov
HELP: The feature
that assists in
generating more
questions.
When the Help
feature is used
correctly, users are
able to navigate
through a series of
Help screens.
They end up where
they started from
without learning a
damn thing.
Documentation is
like sex: when it is
good, it is very,
very good; and when
it is bad, it is
better than nothing.
Dick Brandon
I invented it, Bill
made it famous.
David Bradley (wrote
the code for
Ctrl-Alt-Delete on
the IBM PC)
If computers get too
powerful, we can
organize them into a
committee -- that
will do them in.
Bradley's Bromide
Never ask what sort
of computer a guy
drives.
If he's a Mac user,
he'll tell you.
If not, why
embarrass him?
Tom Clancy
When I took office,
only high energy
physicists had ever
heard of what is
called the Worldwide
Web....
Now even my cat has
its own page.
Bill Clinton
I think computer
viruses should count
as life. I think it
says something about
human nature that
the only form of
life we have created
so far is purely
destructive. We've
created life in our
own image.
Stephen Hawking
Reading computer
manuals without the
hardware is as
frustrating as
reading sex manuals
without the
software.
Arthur C. Clarke
(Clarke's 69th Law,
The Odyssey File,
1984)
A Spanish teacher
was explaining to
her class that in
Spanish, unlike
English, nouns are
designated as either
masculine or
feminine. ''House''
for instance, is
feminine: ''la
casa."Pencil,"
however, is
masculine: "el lápiz."
A student asked,
"What gender is
computer?"
Instead of giving
the answer, the
teacher split the
class into two
groups, male and
female, and asked
them to decide for
themselves whether
"computer" should be
a masculine or a
feminine noun.
Each group was asked
to give four reasons
for its
recommendation.
The men's group
decided that
"computer" should
definitely be of the
feminine gender ("la
computadora"),
because:
1. No one but their
creator understands
their internal
logic.
2 The native
language they use to
communicate with
other computers is
incomprehensible to
everyone else.
3. Even the smallest
mistakes are stored
in long term memory
for possible later
retrieval.
4. As soon as you
make a commitment to
one, you find
yourself spending
half your pay check
on accessories for
it.
The women''s group,
however, concluded
that computers
should be Masculine
("el computador"),
because:
1. In order to do
anything with them,
you have to turn
them on.
2. They have a lot
of data but still
can''t think for
themselves.
3. They are supposed
to help you solve
problems, but half
the time they ARE
the problem.
4. As soon as you
commit to one, you
realize that if you
had waited little
longer, you could
have gotten a better
model.
5. If you try to
make them do too
many things at the
same time they
crash.
6. Repairing them is
usually more
difficult than
getting a new one.
The women won.
Programming today is
a race between
software engineers
striving to build
bigger and better
idiot-proof
programs, and the
Universe trying to
produce bigger and
better idiots. So
far, the Universe is
winning.
Rich Cook
If the automobile
had followed the
same development
cycle as the
computer, a
Rolls-Royce would
today cost $100, get
a million miles per
gallon, and explode
once a year, killing
everyone inside.
Robert X. Cringely
The only way to make
your PC go faster is
to throw it out a
window.
Robert Paul
Although the
Buddhists will tell
you that desire is
the root of
suffering, my
personal experience
leads me to point
the finger at system
administration.
Philip Greenspun
So we went to Atari
and said, `Hey,
we've got this
amazing thing, even
built with some of
your parts, and what
do you think about
funding us? Or we'll
give it to you. We
just want to do it.
Pay our salary,
we'll come work for
you.' And they said,
`No.' So then we
went to
Hewlett-Packard, and
they said, `Hey, we
don't need you. You
haven't got through
college yet.'
Steve Jobs, founder
of Apple Computer
Inc. on attempts to
get Atari and H-P
interested in his
personal computer.
Here's to the crazy
ones. The misfits.
The rebels. The
troublemakers. The
round pegs in the
square holes. The
ones who see things
differently. They're
not fond of rules.
And they have no
respect for the
status quo. You can
praise them,
disagree with them,
quote them,
disbelieve them,
glorify or vilify
them. About the only
thing you can't do
is ignore them.
Because they change
things. They invent.
They imagine. They
heal. They explore.
They create. They
inspire. They push
the human race
forward. Maybe they
have to be crazy.
How else can you
stare at an empty
canvas and see a
work of art? Or sit
in silence and hear
a song that’s never
been written? Or
gaze at a red planet
and see a laboratory
on wheels?We make
tools for these
kinds of people.
While some may see
them as the crazy
ones, we see genius.
Because the people
who are crazy enough
to think they can
change the world,
are the ones who do.
Apple Computer
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I'm not one of those
who think Bill Gates
is the devil. I
simply suspect that
if Microsoft ever
met up with the
devil, it wouldn't
need an interpreter.
Nicholas Petreley
I think there is a
world market for
maybe five
computers.
Thomas Watson,
Chairman of IBM,
1943
I have traveled the
length and breadth
of this country and
talked with the best
people, and I can
assure you that data
processing is a fad
that won't last out
the year.
Prentice Hall,
editor in charge of
business books, 1957
But what ... is it
good for?
Anonymous engineer
at the Advanced
Computing Systems
Division of IBM,
1968, commenting on
the microchip.
I think computer
viruses should count
as life. I think it
says something about
human nature that
the only form of
life we have created
so far is purely
destructive. We've
created life in our
own image.
Stephen Hawking
What about a
well-educated
vegetarian cat?
Man is the best
computer we can put
aboard a
spacecraft.... and
the only one that
can be mass produced
with unskilled labor.
Wernher von Braun
Debugging is twice
as hard as writing
the code in the
first place.
Therefore, if you
write the code as
cleverly as
possible, you are,
by definition, not
smart enough to
debug it.
Brian W. Kernighan
A computer once beat
me at chess, but it
was no match for me
at kick boxing.
Emo Philips
Computers are
useless. They can
only give you
answers.
Pablo Picasso
Where a calculator
on the ENIAC is
equipped with 18,000
vacuum tubes and
weighs 30 tons,
computers in the
future may have only
1,000 vaccuum tubes
and perhaps weigh
1.5 tons.
unknown, Popular
Mechanics, March
1949
If builders built
buildings the way
programmers wrote
programs, then the
first woodpecker
that came along
would destroy
civilization.
Anon
There is no reason
anyone would want a
computer in their
home.
Ken Olson ,
President, Chairman
and founder of
Digital Equipment
Corp., 1977
640Kb ought to be
enough for anybody.
Bill Gates, 1981
Imagine if every
Thursday your shoes
exploded if you tied
them the usual way.
This happens to us
all the time with
computers, and
nobody thinks of
complaining.
Jef Raskin
Andy Rooney
Making duplicate
copies and computer
printouts of things
no one wanted even
one of in the first
place is giving
America a new sense
of purpose.
Computers make it
easier to do a lot
of things, but most
of the things they
make it easier to do
don't need to be
done.
With all the talk
about viruses,
worms, giant
networks,
cyber-terrorism and
robot-spiders, don't
you ever feel your
office is a bad
science fiction
movie?
Rudyh
Programming is like
sex: one mistake and
you have to support
it for the rest of
your life.
Michael Sinz
In a few minutes a
computer can make a
mistake so great
that it would have
taken many men many
months to equal it.
?
Software is like
sex: It's better
when it's free.
Linus Torvalds
The good news:
Computers allow us
to work 100% faster.
The bad news: They
generate 300% more
work.
Inter-what? Some
real-life questions
to help-desks.
"I'd like to buy the
Internet. Do you
know how much it
is?"
"Can you copy the
Internet for me on
this diskette?"
"I would like an
Internet please."
"I just got your
Internet in the mail
today..."
"I just downloaded
the Internet. How do
I use it?"
"I don't have a
computer at home. Is
the Internet
available in book
form?"
"Will the Internet
be open on Memorial
Day tomorrow?"
"We're getting an
Internet from you.
Are you guys having
any problems sending
out your Internets?"
"The Internet is
running too slow.
Could you reboot it
please?"
"We're going on
holiday for three
months, can you
suspend the Internet
for us please?"
"I have a problem
with my Internet.
Anyone know how to
get the screens
smaller?"
"I lost my Internet.
I switched it off
last night and
turned on this
morning, and it's
gone. I just paid
$19.95 a month, and
I have lost it
already. Can you
send me another
one?"
"The Internet site
is giving me a busy
signal!"
"Every time I call
you I get
disconnected from
the Internet!"
There are only 10
types of people in
the world: Those who
understand binary,
and those who don't.
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If builders built
houses the way
programmers built
programs, the first
woodpecker to come
along would destroy
civilization.
Gerald Weinberg
We've all heard that
a million monkeys
banging on a million
typewriters will
eventually reproduce
the entire works of
Shakespeare. Now,
thanks to the
Internet, we know
this is not true.
Robert Wilensky
As soon as we
started programming,
we found to our
surprise that it
wasn't as easy to
get programs right
as we had thought.
Debugging had to be
discovered. I can
remember the exact
instant when I
realized that a
large part of my
life from then on
was going to be
spent in finding
mistakes in my own
programs.
Maurice Wilkes
discovers debugging,
1949























