If you ever feel a little bit stupid- just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius..

Famous people saying silly comments.


  (On September 17- 1994- Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)

Question: If you could live forever- would you and why?

Answer: "I would not live forever- because we should not live forever- because if we were supposed to live forever- then we would live forever- but we cannot live forever- which is why I would not live forever-"

--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world- I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that- but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed- you've lost a very important part of your life-"

-- Brooke Shields- during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body-"

--Winston Bennett- University of Kentucky basketball forward.

"Outside of the killings- Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country-"

--Mayor Marion Barry- Washington - DC .




 

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass- and I'm just the one to do it-"

--A congressional candidate in Texas .


"Half this game is ninety percent mental."

--Philadelphia Phillies manager- Danny Ozark


"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.."

--Al Gore- Vice President


"I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix ." (which is in Arizona)

-- Dan Quayle


"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"

Lee Iacocca


"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."(think he means Albert)

--Joe Theisman- NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.


"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."

-- Colonel Gerald Wellman- ROTC Instructor.

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."

Department of Social Services- Greenville - South Carolina


"Traditionally- most of Australia 's imports come from overseas."

Keppel Enderbery



"If somebody has a bad heart- they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning- when they wake up dead- there'll be a record."

Mark S. Fowler- FCC Chairman

 
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